when your chem teacher gives u a pop quiz
'four years of this shit. four years of trying to create a compelling character out of nothing and all i'm asked is about the character's love life or who has the best abs for thezillionth time. i should have jumped ship with crystal.'
drinking underage like
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her
im not kidding